The new way when you run into technological troubles. Unleash your rage, save your pocket…and your liver as well!!!
An increasing number of technological devices support many of our daily actions. But if something goes wrong? What about us when some of these wonderful technological devices crash?! And even worst… if this happens right when we trust in their execution speed and proverbial promptness?!
What can we do? Nowadays almost nothing! Abandoned without parachutes or safety nets, we stare at our technological companion attacked by a mixture of anguish, fear and disorientation, or more often with anger and frustration.
So, what can we do?!
…either we explode, and we free our anger and frustration for the missed goal destroying our expensive technological device…
…or (much more likely) we repress our rage by accumulating useless stress, and many thanks to our miraculous technology!
But today with TECHNOCRASH the third way is born! Have you got any damage? At least avoid mockery! Do not allow the technological medium to ruin your life even more! Do not accumulate unnecessary stress! Unleash your fury destroying TECHNOCRASH rather than your laptop, relax and go back smiling!
TECHNOCRASH is a pocket-sized tool shaped as a laptop. Destroy it and unleash your fury safely! TECHNOCRASH is a single-use tool, pocket-sized, tangible, immediate, alternative, cheap! Has your brand-new digital device just crashed? TECHNOCRASH! Save your money… and your liver as well!
TECHNOCRASH is a situation-based emotional tool for mental wellness. A new generation of products focused on human emotions and mental wellness is rising. Technocrash is the first one! Follow TECHNOCRASH evolution and keep you up-to-date about this revolutionary product!
TECHNOCRASH is perfect for you, to smile and relax. TECHNOCRASH is an original and funny gift for your colleagues and friends. TECHNOCRASH is ideal for companies as well, to protect corporate IT assets and to foster a serene company climate via a touch of irony and relief.
TECHNOCRASH is going to be launched via a crowdfunding campaign on Indiegogo platform. Start date in April 2018. Learn more at www.technocrash.info and sign up for updates on the evolution of this great new gadget!!!
