Now introducing The Oatmeal Man; an unabashedly cheesy horror movie, plain and simple. Six best friends take an impulse road trip to Las Vegas—only to have their car break down outside a desolate ghost town along the way. Of course, it’s almost nightfall, and no one’s cell phone is working. And, you guessed it, there’s a high-fiber killer lurking in the shadows. Think Clerks meets The Hills Have Eyes meets Gingerdead Man.
Pulsar Pictures is just a fancy name for a group of friends and family who happen to be major B-movie fanboys and fangirls. We were raised on B-movie classics like The Stuff, Night of the Creeps, Night of the Comet (pretty much anything with “Night of the…” in the title), and Chopping Mall. A few years ago we decided to make a movie of our own; The Oatmeal Man is that movie, our homage to the glorious horromedy cheese borne of yesteryear. Filmed on a shoestring budget and edited in our spare time, this is everything we love about the B-movie experience…and it’s almost ready to serve. We just need to press the DVD’s and get a little digital distribution magic going at the usual on-demand haunts such as Netflix, iTunes, Redbox, Amazon On-Demand, etc.
As it stands, The Oatmeal Man is in post-production. Principal photography has been completed, as has most of the editing. Our request for those additional nickels, dimes, and quarters will be allocated as follows:
The plan is to have the final cut ready by May 21, 2014, the DVD’s pressed by June 1, 2014, and the DVD and on-demand release live by July 1, 2014.
We want to show our appreciation for EVERY person who backs, believes in, or otherwise contributes (intentionally or by freak accident) to The Oatmeal Man’s impending birth. That means, regardless of your perk level, your name will appear in the film’s end credits. In text that’s actually readable. For reals.
If you can’t contribute monetarily, that’s totally okay. You can spread some word-of-mouth, post about our little campaign on your Facebook or Twitter, use the Indiegogo share tools—or simply mention to your friends during otherwise ordinary conversation, “That’s a nice hat—hey, have you heard about that new breakfast cereal killer movie?” Thus far, The Oatmeal Man has been a community effort, carried on the shoulders of the cast and crew as a labor of love…of oatmeal. With you on board as part of our Indiegogo campaign, we can totally make beautiful breakfast together.
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