You killed your workout today and you’re leaving the gym feeling like a rock star. Your halfway home when you realize that you don’t have your wedding ring or your watch! You lean over to check your gym bag and you swerve and hit a parked car. The owner of the car is your wife’s ex-boyfriend that her mom calls the “one that got away” he’s awesome so he calls the police and you not only get higher insurance rates, you get a ticket. You finally make it home and your wife notices that you don’t have your wedding ring. The fight is on because she assumes it’s because you are having an affair with that little tramp at the gym. She kicks you out of the house yelling she wants a divorce, she just can’t live like this, and she’s keeping the dog. You head to your Mom’s house because she will make you a sandwich and tell you it will be ok. You walk in the door and she notices you’re not wearing your grandfather’s watch. She trains the mom stare on you and you begin to get scared, really scared. That watch has been the family for 60 years she says. Don’t come back in this house without that watch! “You’re dead to me” is the last thing you hear as you run from your childhood home. That horrible chain of events could have been avoided if only he had a KettleKeeper! The KettleKeeper will keep your jewelry and other small items safe and in a convenient location…on your keys. You will never have to have that horrible sinking feeling of forgetting your jewelry again. KettleKeeper…saving your ass and your jewelry since 2013!
Some great information on the KettleKeeper:
Kettlekeeper is the patent pending kettlebell inspired jewelry storage device that will allow you to conveniently secure your jewelry or other small items and store them in an unforgettable place; attached to your keys. About the size of a ping pong ball, Kettlekeeper is large enough to conveniently store a decent amount of jewelry, yet small enough to comfortably fit on a keychain and in your pocket without feeling burdensome. The final design was inspired by the kettlebell. This design is an aesthetic tribute to fitness and also provides a functional way to attach a wristwatch. Kettlekeepers are 100% Made in USA and made of extremely durable impact resistant ABS plastic. ABS is the same material that the rugged Legos are made of (How many times have you seen a broken Lego?).
The Kettlekeeper is now available through Kickstarter! Go to Kickstarter.com and search Kettlekeeper or use this link:
https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/1518644530/kettlekeeper-the-kettlebell-inspired-jewelry-stora/
